I’m Foxy Cleopatra and I’m a whoooole lotta woman

I’m Foxy Cleopatra and I’m a whoooole lotta woman

I was just a placeholder. So I keep making other folks placeholders. Wait that’s not even true because I actually was going to give it another try. But that nigga got complacent once he got me. Because he was SOOOO busy. I’m sorry but I can’t help but call bull shit. It’s whatever. I’m team forever alone. Chillin in another nigga’s friend zone building my own friend zone army lls. Ok I’m done.

My mom is a racist. When she watches the news she’s able to tell by the way the victim was hurt if the suspect was black or white.

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Example

Fox News: A man was stabbed nearly to death in a park 6:30 Sunday morning.  

My Mom: I bet a white man did it. Black people don’t even get up that early. We don’t even kill on Sundays. That’s the lord’s day. 

DEAD

LMFAO

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i cant lmao

LMFAO

Lawd bless her

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7:15:25 over everything (at Carver Hall Howard University)

7:15:25 over everything (at Carver Hall Howard University)

Centennial Line of ΦΒΣ Fraternity Inc., Alpha Chapter  (at The Yard at Howard University)

Centennial Line of ΦΒΣ Fraternity Inc., Alpha Chapter (at The Yard at Howard University)

😁😁😁

😁😁😁

7:15 #Bae #WasBFT #FlockaWasActinBasic #SoHeGotCroppedOut  (at The Yard at Howard University)

7:15 #Bae #WasBFT #FlockaWasActinBasic #SoHeGotCroppedOut (at The Yard at Howard University)

She messed up my eye liner but I can’t be mad because my brows are flawless.

She messed up my eye liner but I can’t be mad because my brows are flawless.

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I am Ratchet Snow White… 

Cuz we all need some Ratchet Snow White in our lives

This. Is. Life. 🙌

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Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes

((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun.  Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))

thank you, history side of tumblr.

He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.

Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.

Thank you medical side of tumblr

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